Dear Princess Darby,

My girlfriend has a professional massage once a week.

She meets her masseuse at his studio for a half hour.

The appointments are taking longer, and she is thinking of increasing her massages.

I'm passed questioning this as I'm getting pissed.

Do you think I'm the one getting "massaged"?



Sunday, March 9, 2003

Dear Massaged,

You won't know if you're being taken around the "massage table" or not until you meet the massuese.

Book an appointment, check out the type of service that keeps her comming back for more.

By the way, are you paying for these services....?

Princess Darby